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Greetings,
Boy o boy its been a while. Como estan todos? We will start out with a class video for all you love birds to play for your better haves......


I got this in an email and thought it would provide some fun reading, maybe not. We will see.

The Bucket List

( ) Been to Europe -- NO. Kids in college. Please study abroad. Not just blondes.

( X ) Been on a cruise --- The Norwegian Sun, and it was the titties.

( X ) Gone on a blind date --- Yes, a couple and all of them I would have wiped my ass with sand paper.

(Xxxxx) Skipped school -- I'm a hoodrat. Of course I did

( X) Watched someone die --- Just on the first 48.

( ) Been to Canada -- Never. I'm not to big on Hockey, but its kinda cool And I like maple syrup.

(X ) Been to Mexico -- duh, freakin spring break brasuf.

(X) Been to Florida -- does a bear shit in the woods?

(X) Been on a plane -- is the pope catholic

(x) Been lost -- well not since me and my friend tomtom met.

(X) Been on the opposite side of the country -- LA. Florida.

( ) Been to Washington , DC -- Never, but i want too.

(X) Been to Vegas -- Hell yes. Place is amazing.

(x) Swam in the ocean -- Stupid question.

(x) Dumped in a portopotty -- Not yet. Im not opposed to the idea though.

( ) Been Sky Diving -- I would shart myself.

( ) Seen the Cherry Blossoms in Washington , D.C. -- nope

(x) Played cops and robbers -- yea. after a swap with a phi phi.

( ) Flown a plane -- no but that would be kick ass.

( ) Owned a boat -- well a raft.

( ) Watched grandchildren grow -- not that im aware of, but i wouldn't doubt it....

(X ) Recently colored with crayons -- Crayola make fantastic body paint......just saying, trying to get some of you to be more creative in the sack right...

( ) Been to the Kentucky Derby-The racetrack in Louisville, not the race. -- have not gotten lucky in Kentucky, however I am taking applications now.

( ) Been to Key West -- negative ghost rider.

(x) Been to a rodeo -- the biggest one in the world, duh. Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo

(x) Sang Karaoke -- not sober.

(X) Paid for a meal with coins only? -- Yes, yesterday. What. We are in a recession. Don't act like you haven't.

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - O boy. To many times.

(X) Made prank phone calls -- I was a jerky boy.

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose -- very often, i am easily amused. what can i say.

(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue -- 2 weeks ago.

(X) Danced in the rain - only because she had a white shirt on.

(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus -- back in the day.

(X ) Been kissed under the mistletoe -- kissed where?

(x) Watched the sunrise with someone -- Yup

(? ) Seen the green flash at sunset -- do you mean pee while the sunset? if so, yes.

(x) Blown bubbles -- in the tub. but not with my mouth.

(x) Gone ice-skating -- i used to be a figure skater.

(x) Gone to the movies -- what a dumb question. have you ever sat in a chair?

(X ) Owned a convertible -- no but my friend ben moores has a miata that he lets me borrow.


1. Any nickname? Duckie, Frat, Chef, Stud, Baller, Big Dong

2. Mom's first name? Your mom goes to college.

3. Body Piercing? weiner

4. How much do you love your job? Like, I wanna marry it.

5. Birthplace? Screwston, Texas

6. Ever been to Hawaii ? nope, but on HD on the travel channel i feel like it.

7. Ever been to Africa? Maybe.....

8. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? Fatty McFatterson.

9. Ever been on TV? People Know me.

10. Ever steal any traffic sign? 1,2,3, 5th.

11. Ever been in a car accident? Yes

12. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4 doors

13. Favorite number? 9

14. Favorite movie? StepBrothers, My Best Friends Girl, Wedding Crashers, Role Models, 40 Year Old Virgin -- you get the picture

15. Favorite holiday? XMAS.

16. Favorite dessert? Chocolate Body Paint

17. Favorite meal of day? Dinna.

18. Favorite food? TEXMEX

19. Favorite day of the week? Friday, or Saturday during football season

20. Favorite brand of body wash? Anything sexual. I mean sensual. MMMM

22. How do you relax? Spin Class baby. Or lay on my couch.

23. How do you see yourself in 10 years? 5'11, 175 LBS of solid steel.

24. Furthest place you will send this message? This Blog

25. Who will respond to this the fastest? Not a soul.

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